3 HOURS

Why the fuck are these new marvel movies so fucking long? I am think sitting and watching a movie for three hours is demanding too much of my valuable time. As I write this I hear my wife mentioning the countless hours that I waste watching sports. My only rebuttal to that is I am colossal hypocrite and elevate my life choices above those of others. I tried to watch avengers three times on Netflix and besides the amazing philosophy of Thanos, Which I agree with. The movie was just to damn long.

Motivational speaking is not a job

Motivational speaking is not a job. Motivation is not a commodity. Motivational speaking is simply another hustle. If you need a motivational speaker most likely your life probably sucks and you think that someone on a stage spouting some bullshit formula to absolve you of the mediocrity induced existence that is crushing your soul is the answer. It's not. Mediocrity is the new normal. I would advise the money you were going to spend on that motivational speaker or seminar you use that money at the local bar. Drinking is a fleeting non substantive answer. However, since there are no real answers to the big life questions. Drinking is more enjoyable. You're welcome!!

Biden: The Great White Nope

Joe Biden is being passed off as some savior. He is not! He is trash! He is a corporate democrat who designated to keep the party center right. He has no interest in uniting the country. It seems that he is interested in keeping the same energy that has kept the Democrats as a joke of a party for decades. He is trash and spews the same trash. Vague sentimentalities that don't mean anything to the lives of real people. If Biden gets the nomination the party will continue it's slow march towards irrelevance.

Top Five trash players in the NBA Playoffs

1. Kyrie Irving 

2. Ben Simmons 

3. Steph Curry 

4. Gordon Heyward 

5. Klay Thomas 

Honestly Curry and Thompson probably don't deserve to be on the list. Klay's defense throughout the playoffs has been insane. However, his shooting is questionable and his inability to create his own shot make him dare I say a (liability) on that end without a consistent shot. Curry is on this list strictly because I find his game annoying and unappealing. Kyrie Irving is not as good as he think he is, at least in relation to making a team better. Gordon Heyward is white mediocrity personified. He does nothing of value on the court. He is trash and that truth is non-negotiable. Ben Simmons can't shoot and is the most overrated player on this list. I don't really no what people expect. He gets a pass because people attached vague terms like gifted and athletic. Nigga, this is the NBA being somewhat athletic is a given. The nigga is bobo and has been super trash this playoff. 

Honorable Mention/ Kyle Lowery: His game lacks any positive attributes. He does nothing  exceptional and is liable to average no more than six points over these next two playoffs games. Trash Bro!